This is what happens when you tell a nerd to write poetry.<\/p>\n
‘Twas a warm summer day in La-La Land,
\nFields of grass swayed lazily in the breeze,
\nThe cool wind made ripples in ponds quite grand,
\nCattle grazed quietly in the tall trees.<\/p>\n
Fields of wildflowers, cover’d in white snow,
\nWere drinking from the ice-cover’d river.
\nHigh up in the grasses was a white crow.
\nThe moon resembled a small cheese sliver.<\/p>\n
The townspeople, dressed in parkas, were out
\nTo round up their herds of longhorn llamas;
\nThe honey bees were beginning to sprout,
\nSearching for fresh floral-print pajamas.<\/p>\n
Another normal day in La-La Land,
\nSaid mister Dali to his melting hand.<\/p>\n
Those who do not get the Salvador Dali reference should go check Wikipedia. And those who are Googling to see if I plagiarized this sonnet: 5th period. I was Hamlet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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