Oxygen may be a slut be she is prudish comared to fluorine. Fluorine when pleasured by a radical initiating photon (excited state doublet term, sexy) will more or less put out for the whole periodic table sans helium but He couldn’t get laid at a sorority house at 3:00 AM anyway so no surprise there.
Oxygen is a double free radical, blue when condensed, and is magnetically attracted to a divergent magnetic field. It has Clinton’s morals, Obama’s ethics, and Madonna’s appetites.
Now you’ve done it! Eh…Ahh…Ohhh… Persephone Throckmorton!
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Let’s take all these bad chemistry jokes and barium. It’s sad because all the good ones argon.
Oxygen may be a slut be she is prudish comared to fluorine. Fluorine when pleasured by a radical initiating photon (excited state doublet term, sexy) will more or less put out for the whole periodic table sans helium but He couldn’t get laid at a sorority house at 3:00 AM anyway so no surprise there.
Oxygen is a double free radical, blue when condensed, and is magnetically attracted to a divergent magnetic field. It has Clinton’s morals, Obama’s ethics, and Madonna’s appetites.
Now you’ve done it! Eh…Ahh…Ohhh… Persephone Throckmorton!
(anagram it)
Let’s take all these bad chemistry jokes and barium. It’s sad because all the good ones argon.