{"id":1079,"date":"2008-12-05T11:30:29","date_gmt":"2008-12-05T16:30:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=1079"},"modified":"2008-12-05T11:30:29","modified_gmt":"2008-12-05T16:30:29","slug":"things-not-found-on-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/1079","title":{"rendered":"Things NOT Found on the Internet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blag.xkcd.com\/2008\/12\/03\/some-lists\/\">Some Lists<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>[H]ere instead is a list of phrases that (at the time of this posting) turn up no hits on Google:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cate a violin\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cdriver-side bidet\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cunlike normal furries,\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cSarah, plain and tall and a cyborg\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cpeople are too civil on the internet\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And some more in the comments<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cdifferential equations saved my life\u201d &#8211; 0 results<\/p>\n<p>\u201cchess for Wookies\u201d &#8211; 0 results<\/p>\n<p>\u201cerotic vector calculus\u201d &#8211; 0 hits<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLuke, I am your third grade teacher\u201d &#8211; 0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSearch your kitchen counter, you know it to be true\u201d &gt; 0 results<\/p>\n<p>\u201cButtered graphite\u201d &#8211; 0\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/sunclipse\/2008\/12\/a_new_kind_of_term_limit.php\">Science After Sunclipse<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some Lists [H]ere instead is a list of phrases that (at the time of this posting) turn up no hits on Google: \u201cate a violin\u201d \u201cdriver-side bidet\u201d \u201cunlike normal furries,\u201d \u201cSarah, plain and tall and a cyborg\u201d \u201cpeople are too &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/1079\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,51,53],"tags":[529],"class_list":["post-1079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-language","category-silly","category-tech","tag-xkcd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1079","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1079"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1079\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}