{"id":1120,"date":"2008-12-15T05:47:41","date_gmt":"2008-12-15T10:47:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=1120"},"modified":"2008-12-15T05:47:41","modified_gmt":"2008-12-15T10:47:41","slug":"nobody-steps-on-church-in-my-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/1120","title":{"rendered":"Nobody Steps on Church in My Town"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Marshmallow<\/p>\n

I don’t have one of these. Someone down the hall does, and it jams because the marshmallows are dried out. (Mmmmm. Marshmallows and jam.)<\/p>\n

Not to worry, though. I am<\/a> heavily<\/a> armed<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I don’t have one of these. Someone down the hall does, and it jams because the marshmallows are dried out. (Mmmmm. Marshmallows and jam.) Not to worry, though. I am heavily armed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,58],"tags":[498],"class_list":["post-1120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cartoon","category-toys","tag-toys-in-the-office"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1120\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}