{"id":11366,"date":"2012-03-30T03:00:24","date_gmt":"2012-03-30T08:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=11366"},"modified":"2012-03-30T03:00:24","modified_gmt":"2012-03-30T08:00:24","slug":"a-day-at-the-mad-science-fair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/11366","title":{"rendered":"A Day at the Mad Science Fair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston-baden.com\/hazel\/Pix\/2010\/pix7590.htm\">&#8220;Teratogenic Effects of Pure Evil in Ursus Teddius Domesticus.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Winning entry in the Mad Science Fair by Dr. Allison von Lonsdale of the Institute for Dangerous Research.<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\n1. A sample of Pure Evil was obtained from the ruins o f an exploded toaster in the south of England.<\/p>\n<p>2. Pure Evil was administered, via drinking water, to pregnant laboratory teddy bears for the duration of their pregnancy (4 months).<\/p>\n<p>3. Dosage varied from 0 parts per million (ppm) to 1000ppm, titrating upwards by steps of 100pm.<\/p>\n<p>4. Offspring were euthanized and mounted for display.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Did you get the <em>Time Bandits<\/em> reference?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Teratogenic Effects of Pure Evil in Ursus Teddius Domesticus.&#8221; Winning entry in the Mad Science Fair by Dr. Allison von Lonsdale of the Institute for Dangerous Research. \u2026 1. A sample of Pure Evil was obtained from the ruins o &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/11366\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34,35,44,51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-not-really-science-at-all","category-other-science","category-satire","category-silly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11366"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11366\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}