{"id":11480,"date":"2012-04-15T03:00:31","date_gmt":"2012-04-15T08:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=11480"},"modified":"2012-04-15T03:00:31","modified_gmt":"2012-04-15T08:00:31","slug":"send-a-wire-to-the-main-office-and-tell-the-i-said-ow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/11480","title":{"rendered":"Send a Wire to the Main Office and Tell Them I Said &quot;OW!&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I was out geocaching, which sends you off-trail where the footing isn&#8217;t the best.  I weebled and wobbled and instinctively reached out for a nearby tree.  Which was this<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/files\/2012\/04\/ouch.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/files\/2012\/04\/ouch.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"432\" height=\"576\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11481\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2012\/04\/ouch.jpg 432w, http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2012\/04\/ouch-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 432px) 100vw, 432px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I did not, needless to say, grab for very long.  Fortunately my time in the navy has afforded me a vocabulary appropriate for the situation.  I haven&#8217;t encountered this tree before and don&#8217;t know what it is. Can anyone identify it from this picture?  It&#8217;s about 4&#8243; in diameter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I was out geocaching, which sends you off-trail where the footing isn&#8217;t the best. I weebled and wobbled and instinctively reached out for a nearby tree. Which was this I did not, needless to say, grab for very long. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/11480\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geocaching","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11480"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11480\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}