{"id":1475,"date":"2009-02-14T05:23:25","date_gmt":"2009-02-14T10:23:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=1475"},"modified":"2009-02-14T05:23:25","modified_gmt":"2009-02-14T10:23:25","slug":"insignificant-next-to-the-power-of-the-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/1475","title":{"rendered":"Insignificant Next to the Power of the Pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.keepersoflists.org\/index.php?lid=1906\">Top 278 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With &#8220;Pants&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I find your lack of pants disturbing.<br \/>\nChewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.<br \/>\nYou came in those pants? You&#8217;re braver than I thought.<br \/>\nGoverner Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader&#8217;s pants.<br \/>\nTell that to Jabba. If you&#8217;re lucky he might only take your pants.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kottke.org\/09\/02\/these-arent-the-pants-youre-looking-for\">via<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Top 278 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With &#8220;Pants&#8221; I find your lack of pants disturbing. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this. You came in those pants? You&#8217;re braver &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/1475\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31,41,51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","category-quotes","category-silly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1475"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1475\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}