{"id":1832,"date":"2009-03-14T05:32:37","date_gmt":"2009-03-14T10:32:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=1832"},"modified":"2009-03-14T05:32:37","modified_gmt":"2009-03-14T10:32:37","slug":"speak-the-geek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/1832","title":{"rendered":"Speak the Geek!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Talk Like a Physicist Day!<\/p>\n<p>I gave a rather <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/114\">extended vocabulary list<\/a> last year, and used a lot of those terms.  A few more that I&#8217;ve used in the last year:<\/p>\n<p>I mentioned a quantum, to mean a small amount, as in &#8220;take that with a quantum of salt&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I used &#8220;collapse the wave function&#8221; to denote resolving something, as in &#8220;the election collapsed the presidential race wave function&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>resonated \u2014 already in common use<\/p>\n<p>a short amount of time became &#8220;a small delta-t&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>a wide variety of something I called a spectrum<\/p>\n<p>I refer to a rumor (aka nebulous information) as &#8220;Nth-hand information&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t forget, I &#8220;expunged this from the buffer&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>An either\/or situation is a Boolean state<\/p>\n<p>Happy New Year&#8217;s Day was &#8220;Happy return to an arbitrarily chosen starting point in the orbit about our gravitational enslaver&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When something came close to me, it was at perigee<\/p>\n<p>And of course, the blogging community is called the blogohedron<\/p>\n<p>I also like making up measuring devices, like the cringe-o-meter to measure how painful something looks, or the Geekmeter.  &#8220;Pegging the Geekmeter&#8221; is a large signal, and means you&#8217;re in a maximal &#8220;Talk Like a Physicist&#8221; state.<\/p>\n<p>Made-up &#8220;elements&#8221; I&#8217;ve used in the last year<\/p>\n<p>Politicium<br \/>\nGrinchonium<br \/>\nQuiltonium<br \/>\nElephantium<br \/>\nNerdonium<\/p>\n<p>And some new vocabulary and ways to use it:<\/p>\n<p>Incompatible things are &#8220;out of phase.&#8221;  &#8220;Pi out of phase&#8221; is the ultimate  in being out-of-step, which leads to destructive interference.<\/p>\n<p>Something that is close is &#8220;within epsilon&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We physicists quantify relationships \u2014 something that is complicated is &#8220;nonlinear,&#8221; or even &#8220;highly nonlinear.&#8221;  Opposites are &#8220;inversely proportional&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Two different things happening at once can be said to be in a superposition (That&#8217;s a superposition of painful and funny!)<\/p>\n<p>If something doesn&#8217;t happen, you can say the wave functions just didn&#8217;t overlap<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not unclear, it&#8217;s opaque<\/p>\n<p>A situation that&#8217;s impossible to resolve has overconstrained boundary conditions<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not a hill\/ditch, it&#8217;s local maximum\/minimum<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Talk Like a Physicist Day! I gave a rather extended vocabulary list last year, and used a lot of those terms. A few more that I&#8217;ve used in the last year: I mentioned a quantum, to mean a small &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/1832\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-language","category-physics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1832"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1832\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}