{"id":191,"date":"2008-04-11T10:42:02","date_gmt":"2008-04-11T15:42:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/191"},"modified":"2008-04-11T10:42:02","modified_gmt":"2008-04-11T15:42:02","slug":"omfg-buy-this-stock-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/191","title":{"rendered":"OMFG \u2014 Buy This Stock &#8230; NOW!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>UPS has apparently perfected time-travel.<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/files\/2008\/04\/timetravel.jpg' title='timetravel.jpg'><img src='http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/files\/2008\/04\/timetravel.jpg' alt='timetravel.jpg' \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A parcel for which only billing has been transmitted \u2014 today \u2014 was delivered last August.  I am going to be seriously weirded out if I need\/am told to ship something to LA next week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>UPS has apparently perfected time-travel. A parcel for which only billing has been transmitted \u2014 today \u2014 was delivered last August. I am going to be seriously weirded out if I need\/am told to ship something to LA next week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-silly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}