{"id":2345,"date":"2009-05-01T04:05:19","date_gmt":"2009-05-01T09:05:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=2345"},"modified":"2009-05-01T04:05:19","modified_gmt":"2009-05-01T09:05:19","slug":"curiously-not-from-the-onion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/2345","title":{"rendered":"Curiously, Not From The Onion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/story\/0,2933,518343,00.html\">Cruise Ship Hero Fought Off Pirates With Deck Chair<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Wyn Rowlands was celebrating his 62nd birthday with a dream cruise onboard the MSC Melody near the Seychelle Islands when he spotted armed pirates in a speedboat trying to clamber on to the vessel.<\/p>\n<p>Quick-thinking Wyn, a retired engineer from Bangor-on-Dee, picked up a deck-chair and flung it down at the gang before raising the alarm.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In unrelated news, the TSA has outlawed deck chairs and strollers from airplane flights, if they are larger than a 3 oz bottle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cruise Ship Hero Fought Off Pirates With Deck Chair Wyn Rowlands was celebrating his 62nd birthday with a dream cruise onboard the MSC Melody near the Seychelle Islands when he spotted armed pirates in a speedboat trying to clamber on &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/2345\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[64],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}