{"id":257,"date":"2008-04-29T17:40:20","date_gmt":"2008-04-29T22:40:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/257"},"modified":"2008-04-29T17:40:20","modified_gmt":"2008-04-29T22:40:20","slug":"random-nonphysics-link-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/257","title":{"rendered":"Random Nonphysics Link"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news\/son_of_a_bitch_mouse_solves_maze\">Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The test subject, a common house mouse, briskly traversed the complicated wooden maze in under 30 seconds or, according to the study&#8217;s final report, roughly 1\/8,789,258 as long as it took the lab to secure funding for the experiment.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Had we obtained any usable data, perhaps that information would have led to the development of a cure for neurodegenerative diseases like Alzheimer&#8217;s,&#8221; said Dr. William Eng, who led the team responsible for creating the maze. &#8220;What is unclear at this time is why this particular mouse had to be such a dick and render useless all the work we had put into this controlled behavioral experiment.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building The test subject, a common house mouse, briskly traversed the complicated wooden maze in under 30 seconds or, according to the study&#8217;s final report, roughly 1\/8,789,258 as long as it took the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/257\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,35,44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-other-science","category-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=257"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}