{"id":277,"date":"2008-05-08T03:47:45","date_gmt":"2008-05-08T08:47:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/277"},"modified":"2008-05-08T03:47:45","modified_gmt":"2008-05-08T08:47:45","slug":"celebrate-celebrate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/277","title":{"rendered":"Celebrate!  Celebrate!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><del datetime=\"2008-05-08T08:48:31+00:00\">Dance<\/del> Boff to the muuuusic.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s May 8th, which is <strong>National Outdoor Fornication Day<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t listen to any of the schism-mongers who tell you it&#8217;s May 1st. I know there are those <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lyricsmania.com\/lyricsoptions.php?action=correct&amp;id=588669\">lyrics<\/a> that might suggest otherwise<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nThe first of May,<br \/>\nThe first of May,<br \/>\nOutdoor fucking <em>starts<\/em> today<\/p>\n<p>But who schedules their All-Star game on opening day?  And while I normally frown on numerology, how can you go wrong with holding the celebration on the 69th of March?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thekate.net\/blog\/archives\/2003_04.php\">Others<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/bagendhobbits.blogspot.com\/2007\/05\/may-8th-is.html\">agree<\/a> with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/events\/chicago-national-outdoor-intercourse-day\">me<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Be safe.  Enjoy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dance Boff to the muuuusic. It&#8217;s May 8th, which is National Outdoor Fornication Day. Don&#8217;t listen to any of the schism-mongers who tell you it&#8217;s May 1st. I know there are those lyrics that might suggest otherwise<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51,52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-silly","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}