{"id":2888,"date":"2009-06-18T05:52:38","date_gmt":"2009-06-18T10:52:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=2888"},"modified":"2009-06-18T05:52:38","modified_gmt":"2009-06-18T10:52:38","slug":"not-understanding-banter-at-all-well-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/2888","title":{"rendered":"Not Understanding Banter at all Well Today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how&#8217;s your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper&#8217;s and caught his can in the Bertie.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Oh, wait.  <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/builtonfacts\/2009\/06\/bacon_in_the_asteroid_belt.php\">Bacon in the Asteroid Belt<\/a> is meant to be taken literally.  Answering the timeless question of how much energy it would take to put pork products in orbit.  Hmmm.  Bacon.  Sausage.  <em>Sausage<\/em>.  There&#8217;s a nice, woody word.  (Not at all tinny, like <em>asparagus<\/em> or <em>celery<\/em>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how&#8217;s your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper&#8217;s and caught his can in the Bertie. Oh, wait. Bacon in the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/2888\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,39,51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2888","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-language","category-physics","category-silly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2888","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2888"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2888\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}