{"id":3277,"date":"2009-08-03T03:00:49","date_gmt":"2009-08-03T08:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=3277"},"modified":"2009-08-03T03:00:49","modified_gmt":"2009-08-03T08:00:49","slug":"the-emperors-new-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/3277","title":{"rendered":"The Emperor&#039;s New Phone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news\/apple_claims_new_iphone_only\">The Onion:  Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I am proud today to introduce to those who really, truly deserve it, our most incredible iPhone yet,&#8221; announced Apple CEO Steve Jobs, extending his seemingly empty left palm toward the eagerly awaiting crowd. &#8220;Not only is this our lightest and slimmest model ever, but as any truly savvy Apple customer can clearly see, it&#8217;s also the most handsome product we&#8217;ve ever designed.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Onion: Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers &#8220;I am proud today to introduce to those who really, truly deserve it, our most incredible iPhone yet,&#8221; announced Apple CEO Steve Jobs, extending his seemingly empty &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/3277\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}