{"id":3653,"date":"2009-09-18T03:00:04","date_gmt":"2009-09-18T08:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=3653"},"modified":"2009-09-18T03:00:04","modified_gmt":"2009-09-18T08:00:04","slug":"dont-never-have-to-cut-it-cause-it-stops-by-itself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/3653","title":{"rendered":"Don&#039;t Never Have to Cut it, &#039;Cause it Stops by Itself"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Long, straight, curly, fuzzy<br \/>\nSnaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty<br \/>\nOily, greasy, fleecy<br \/>\nShining, gleaming, streaming<br \/>\nFlaxen, waxen<br \/>\nKnotted, polka-dotted<br \/>\nTwisted, beaded, braided<br \/>\nPowdered, flowered, and confettied<br \/>\nBangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dontjudgemyhair.com\/2009\/09\/15\/bad-hair-i-think-this-look-is-really-going-to-take-off\/\">I Think This Look Is Really Going to Take Off<\/a><\/p>\n<p>It doesn&#8217;t look dynamically stable.  I don&#8217;t think it will fly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Long, straight, curly, fuzzy Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty Oily, greasy, fleecy Shining, gleaming, streaming Flaxen, waxen Knotted, polka-dotted Twisted, beaded, braided Powdered, flowered, and confettied Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied! I Think This Look Is Really Going to Take Off &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/3653\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[64],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3653","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3653","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3653"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3653\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}