{"id":3706,"date":"2009-09-24T03:00:37","date_gmt":"2009-09-24T08:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=3706"},"modified":"2009-09-24T03:00:37","modified_gmt":"2009-09-24T08:00:37","slug":"are-we-there-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/3706","title":{"rendered":"Are We There Yet?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news\/nadir_of_western_civilization_to\">The Onion:  Nadir Of Western Civilization To Be Reached This Friday At 3:32 P.M.<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Experts predict that the penultimate catastrophe will occur at approximately 7:15 p.m. Thursday night, when the social networking tool Twitter will be used to communicate a series of ideas so banal they will instantaneously negate the three centuries of the Renaissance.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Onion: Nadir Of Western Civilization To Be Reached This Friday At 3:32 P.M. Experts predict that the penultimate catastrophe will occur at approximately 7:15 p.m. Thursday night, when the social networking tool Twitter will be used to communicate a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/3706\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3706"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3706\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}