{"id":3762,"date":"2009-09-29T10:41:42","date_gmt":"2009-09-29T15:41:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=3762"},"modified":"2009-09-29T10:41:42","modified_gmt":"2009-09-29T15:41:42","slug":"dark-matter-left-red-shift-big-bang-on-two-on-two-ready-break","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/3762","title":{"rendered":"Dark Matter Left, Red Shift, Big Bang on Two, on Two.  Ready?  Break!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news_briefs\/nfl_scientists_postulate?\">The Onion:  NFL Scientists Postulate Theoretical Down Before First Down<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Citing the extremely low level of entropy present before a normal set of football downs, scientists from the NFL&#8217;s quantum mechanics and cosmology laboratories spoke Monday of a theoretical proto-down before the first.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Onion: NFL Scientists Postulate Theoretical Down Before First Down Citing the extremely low level of entropy present before a normal set of football downs, scientists from the NFL&#8217;s quantum mechanics and cosmology laboratories spoke Monday of a theoretical proto-down &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/3762\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,44,52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-physics","category-satire","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3762"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3762\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}