{"id":41,"date":"2008-02-14T11:15:16","date_gmt":"2008-02-14T16:15:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/41"},"modified":"2008-02-14T11:15:16","modified_gmt":"2008-02-14T16:15:16","slug":"im-offto-do-humanitarian-deeds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/41","title":{"rendered":"I&#039;m Off&#8230;to do Humanitarian Deeds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because I&#8217;m gonna be rich.<\/p>\n<p>This is a new one for me.  I&#8217;ve won the lottery, been asked to assist in moving money out of Nigeria, been asked to pose as a dead person to collect an inheritance.  But now there&#8217;s this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.Lurther Braeunlich, I once<br \/>\nagain try to notify you as my earlier letter returned undelivered. Late Engr.Lurther<br \/>\nBraeunlich made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum ($9,100.000.00 USD) to you in<br \/>\nthe codicil and last testament to his WILL.<\/p>\n<p>Engr.Lurther Braeunlich until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the<br \/>\nInstitute of Electronic &amp; Electrical Engineers.<\/p>\n<p>Late Engr. Maxwell Effenberg died on the 13th day of December,2006 at the age of 80 years,<br \/>\nand his WILL is now ready for execution.<\/p>\n<p>According to him this money is to support your humanitarian activities and to help the poor and<br \/>\nthe needy in our society.<\/p>\n<p>Please if I reach you this time as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back<br \/>\nto me as soon as possible via the email below, to enable me<br \/>\nconclude my job.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Apparently the spamtards can&#8217;t even cut-and-paste properly \u2014 they switched decedents in the middle of the email.  First it&#8217;s &#8220;Lurther Braeunlich&#8221; and later it&#8217;s &#8220;Maxwell Effenberg&#8221; (who left $13.1 million to <em>his<\/em> acquaintences.  I feel slighted)<\/p>\n<p>The passing of Lurther (sic) doesn&#8217;t show up in Google &#8230; yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because I&#8217;m gonna be rich. This is a new one for me. I&#8217;ve won the lottery, been asked to assist in moving money out of Nigeria, been asked to pose as a dead person to collect an inheritance. But now &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/41\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants","category-silly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}