{"id":4158,"date":"2009-11-15T03:00:58","date_gmt":"2009-11-15T08:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=4158"},"modified":"2009-11-15T03:00:58","modified_gmt":"2009-11-15T08:00:58","slug":"quick-hits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/4158","title":{"rendered":"Quick Hits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just noticed my Dilbert calendar runs out on Dec 31.  Apparently Scott Adams is predicting the end of the world.<\/p>\n<p>I have decided that the last shortbread cookie in the box shall be known as the Forlorna-Doone<\/p>\n<p>How do homeopaths treat dehydration?<\/p>\n<p>On the topic of water, I think you could make a fortune peddling a brand of bottled water called &#8220;JustWater&#8221; to restaurants.  What do customers usually ask for, when they want water?  <em>Just water for me!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just noticed my Dilbert calendar runs out on Dec 31. Apparently Scott Adams is predicting the end of the world. I have decided that the last shortbread cookie in the box shall be known as the Forlorna-Doone How do &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/4158\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-silly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4158\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}