{"id":4225,"date":"2009-11-22T03:00:45","date_gmt":"2009-11-22T08:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=4225"},"modified":"2009-11-22T03:00:45","modified_gmt":"2009-11-22T08:00:45","slug":"if-you-dont-know-im-not-going-to-tell-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/4225","title":{"rendered":"If You Don&#039;t Know, I&#039;m not Going to Tell You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.walletpop.co.uk\/2009\/11\/19\/annoy-and-upset-in-ten-expensive-moves\/\">Annoy and upset in ten (expensive) moves<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Sex<\/strong><br \/>\nOnce you&#8217;re having carnal relations with someone it&#8217;s a fair assumption that you already approve of each other to a high degree. Don&#8217;t let that fool you into believing there is no room left for upset. There is a little known companion volume to the Karma Sutra which lists the 1001 ways you can upset someone in bed. The use of the adjectives &#8216;small&#8217; or &#8216;quick&#8217; or &#8216;disappointing&#8217; are almost guaranteed to cause offence especially when all used together. As quite a lot of sex tends to be small and quick and disappointing the best way to avoid upset is to use the phrase &#8216;that took me to somewhere I&#8217;ve never been before&#8217; without of course being specific about the exact place and whether or not it was worth visiting.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Annoy and upset in ten (expensive) moves Sex Once you&#8217;re having carnal relations with someone it&#8217;s a fair assumption that you already approve of each other to a high degree. Don&#8217;t let that fool you into believing there is no &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/4225\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc","category-science-y-observation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4225","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4225"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4225\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}