{"id":4638,"date":"2010-01-26T03:00:47","date_gmt":"2010-01-26T08:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=4638"},"modified":"2010-01-26T03:00:47","modified_gmt":"2010-01-26T08:00:47","slug":"i-yam-what-i-yam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/4638","title":{"rendered":"I Yam What I Yam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theawl.com\/2010\/01\/breaking-popeye-admits-to-spinach-use\">BREAKING: Popeye Admits To Spinach Use<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I wish I had never touched spinach,&#8221; Popeye said in a statement. &#8220;It was foolish and it was a mistake. I truly apologize. Looking back, I wish I had never sailed during the spinach era.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Popeye also used broccoli, a person close to Popeye said, speaking on condition of anonymity because Popeye didn&#8217;t include that detail in his statement.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If the other allegations are true, this certainly explains the Tasmanian Devil&#8217;s &#8216;roid rage episodes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BREAKING: Popeye Admits To Spinach Use &#8220;I wish I had never touched spinach,&#8221; Popeye said in a statement. &#8220;It was foolish and it was a mistake. I truly apologize. Looking back, I wish I had never sailed during the spinach &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/4638\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-satire","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4638"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4638\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}