{"id":4715,"date":"2010-02-03T03:00:28","date_gmt":"2010-02-03T08:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=4715"},"modified":"2010-02-03T03:00:28","modified_gmt":"2010-02-03T08:00:28","slug":"the-word-salad-is-a-perq","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/4715","title":{"rendered":"The Word Salad is a Perq"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.badscience.net\/2010\/01\/oh-i-found-you-a-new-job\/\">Oh, I found you a new job<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, nobody can possibly be qualified to do it.  Ultimatonic field patterning instruments, WTF?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/urantiabook.org\/archive\/readers\/doc814.htm\">Ultimatons<\/a>, for the uninitiated (which included me up to five minutes before writing this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Ultimatons are the energy particles which make up the electrons, the PRIME physical units of material existence (472:1); Ultimatons aggregate into electrons.  (475:1)<\/p>\n<p>Ultimatons do not whirl about in circuits within electrons, but they CLUSTER, &#8211; or spread, in accordance with their AXIAL REVOLUTIONARY VELOCITIES, which determines:<\/p>\n<p>a.  The differential electronic dimensions<br \/>\nb.  The NEGATIVE or POSITIVE reactions of the several types of electronic units<br \/>\nThe entire SEGREGATION AND GROUPING of electronic matter, RESULT from these various functions of the COMPONENT ULTIMATONIC INTERASSOCIATION\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ah, all becomes clear. The woo runs deep in this one, Obi-Wan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, I found you a new job Unfortunately, nobody can possibly be qualified to do it. Ultimatonic field patterning instruments, WTF? Ultimatons, for the uninitiated (which included me up to five minutes before writing this: Ultimatons are the energy particles &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/4715\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-antiscience"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4715","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4715"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4715\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}