{"id":4728,"date":"2010-02-04T03:00:35","date_gmt":"2010-02-04T08:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=4728"},"modified":"2010-02-04T03:00:35","modified_gmt":"2010-02-04T08:00:35","slug":"i-want-my-apocalypse-and-i-want-it-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/4728","title":{"rendered":"I Want my Apocalypse, and I Want it Now."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?f=\/g\/a\/2010\/01\/29\/notes012910.DTL\">Why are you so terribly disappointing?<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Big f&#8211;ing deal. We just do not care. It&#8217;s all a big disappointment. Hey, I was expecting to be <em>blown away<\/em>. I was expecting miracles and transformations and multiple twitching orgasms on sight. Do not come at me with tantalizing promises only to reveal that you can fulfill most of them to a fairly good degree, and not far exceed all of them in every imaginable way. We&#8217;re <em>Americans<\/em>, goddammit. Ye shall know us by the tang of our bitter and untenable jadedness.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>A typical rant.  I was expecting better.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why are you so terribly disappointing? Big f&#8211;ing deal. We just do not care. It&#8217;s all a big disappointment. Hey, I was expecting to be blown away. I was expecting miracles and transformations and multiple twitching orgasms on sight. Do &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/4728\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4728","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4728"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4728\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}