{"id":5026,"date":"2010-03-17T03:00:07","date_gmt":"2010-03-17T08:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=5026"},"modified":"2010-03-17T03:00:07","modified_gmt":"2010-03-17T08:00:07","slug":"boil-it-down-for-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/5026","title":{"rendered":"Boil it Down for Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news\/nation_shudders_at_large_block_of\">The Onion:  Nation Shudders At Large Block Of Uninterrupted Text<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t read the whole thing, but since it&#8217;s <em>The Onion<\/em>, I assume it&#8217;s funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Onion: Nation Shudders At Large Block Of Uninterrupted Text I didn&#8217;t read the whole thing, but since it&#8217;s The Onion, I assume it&#8217;s funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5026","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5026","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5026"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5026\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}