{"id":510,"date":"2008-07-01T03:32:51","date_gmt":"2008-07-01T08:32:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=510"},"modified":"2008-07-01T03:32:51","modified_gmt":"2008-07-01T08:32:51","slug":"doolittling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/510","title":{"rendered":"Doolittling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/humor\/2008\/06\/30\/080630sh_shouts_rich\">ANIMAL TALES<\/a> by Simon Rich<\/p>\n<p>What animals talk about.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>DALMATIANS<br \/>\n\u201cHey, look, the truck\u2019s stopping.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cDid they take us to the park this time?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cNo\u2014it\u2019s a fire. Another horrible fire.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWhat the hell is wrong with these people?\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Still, &#8220;I&#8217;m going to the vet&#8217;s to get <em>tutored<\/em>&#8221; beats all.   (Whatever happened to Gary Larson, anyway?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ANIMAL TALES by Simon Rich What animals talk about. DALMATIANS \u201cHey, look, the truck\u2019s stopping.\u201d \u201cDid they take us to the park this time?\u201d \u201cNo\u2014it\u2019s a fire. Another horrible fire.\u201d \u201cWhat the hell is wrong with these people?\u201d Still, &#8220;I&#8217;m &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/510\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-silly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}