{"id":5685,"date":"2010-06-07T03:00:01","date_gmt":"2010-06-07T08:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=5685"},"modified":"2010-06-07T03:00:01","modified_gmt":"2010-06-07T08:00:01","slug":"survivor-skills","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/5685","title":{"rendered":"Survivor Skills"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This may prove useful in in the event you absolutely must open a bottle of wine but have no corkscrew.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wimp.com\/wineshoe\/\">How to open a wine bottle with a shoe.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Technically a shoe and a wall.  My French is pretty much limited* to <em><a href=\"http:\/\/learningfrenchcritic.com\/frenchlesson\/french-phrase-je-ne-parle-pas-francais\/\">Je ne parle pas Fran\u00e7ais<\/a><\/em> (and <em>croissant<\/em>, so I would never say <em>Je ne parle pas croissant<\/em>) so I assume the narrator is telling you that pressure is force\/area, and so any force you exert on the liquid at the base by whacking the bottom of the bottle will result in a much larger force being transmitted to the cork owing to the reduction in area.<\/p>\n<p>What he is probably not telling you is that this is a poor technique for ketchup, and not because French cuisine and ketchup are incompatible or that it won&#8217;t work on screw tops (both true) but that ketchup is a non-Newtonian fluid, and when the ketchup clogs the neck of the bottle it prevents air from entering, which is necessary to let the ketchup flow.  Don&#8217;t invert and bang on the bottom (this holds true for more than ketchup, but I digress).  Hold it with the open end down at 45\u00ba and tap the neck to induce the shear-thinning.<\/p>\n<p>(*My limited vocabulary also allows me to get the following joke:  Why do French omelettes have only one egg?  Because in France one egg is un oeuf.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This may prove useful in in the event you absolutely must open a bottle of wine but have no corkscrew. How to open a wine bottle with a shoe. Technically a shoe and a wall. My French is pretty much &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/5685\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,26,39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-language","category-physics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5685"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5685\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}