{"id":5888,"date":"2010-07-02T03:00:29","date_gmt":"2010-07-02T08:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=5888"},"modified":"2010-07-02T03:00:29","modified_gmt":"2010-07-02T08:00:29","slug":"thats-a-bunch-of-bulwer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/5888","title":{"rendered":"That&#039;s a Bunch of Bulwer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The results are in for the 2010 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bulwer-lytton.com\/\">Bulwer-Lytton contest<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Winner: Detective<\/p>\n<p>She walked into my office wearing a body that would make a man write bad checks, but in this paperless age you would first have to obtain her ABA Routing Transit Number and Account Number and then disable your own Overdraft Protection in order to do so.  <\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The results are in for the 2010 Bulwer-Lytton contest. Winner: Detective She walked into my office wearing a body that would make a man write bad checks, but in this paperless age you would first have to obtain her ABA &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/5888\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[66],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5888","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5888","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5888"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5888\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}