Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.”
\nHelium doesn’t react.<\/p>\n
The bartender tries to take one of Helium’s electrons, but fails.
\nThe Helium is nonplussed.<\/p>\n
A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says “we don’t serve superconductors here.”
\nThe superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.<\/p>\n
To get to the other side.
\nWhy did the tachyon cross the road?<\/p>\n
Schr\u00f6dinger’s cat walks into the lab and says, “This experiment scares me half to death.”<\/p>\n
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders one beer. The second orders half of a beer. The third orders a quarter of a beer. The fourth orders an eighth of a beer.
\nThe bartender says, “Screw you!” and pours two beers.<\/p>\n
A termite walks into a bar, looks around, and asks, “Is the bartender here?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” Helium doesn’t react. The bartender tries to take one of Helium’s electrons, but fails. The Helium is nonplussed. A superconductor walks into a bar. The … Continue reading