{"id":647,"date":"2008-08-11T19:13:02","date_gmt":"2008-08-12T00:13:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=647"},"modified":"2008-08-11T19:13:02","modified_gmt":"2008-08-12T00:13:02","slug":"the-future-has-arrived","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/647","title":{"rendered":"The Future Has Arrived"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>News from Uncertain Principles.  Futurebaby is now in the past tense, and is now Steelykid.<\/p>\n<p>Belated congratulations to Chad and Kate, the proud parents.  I&#8217;m expecting big things for my Silver Warriors (I&#8217;m class of 1980), from whatever sports teams she&#8217;s on in 15 years.<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/files\/2008\/08\/push_sm.jpg'><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/files\/2008\/08\/push_sm.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-651\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2008\/08\/push_sm.jpg 576w, http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2008\/08\/push_sm-300x213.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Of course this loses meaning if it was a c-section, but what the heck)<\/p>\n<p>If anybody needs a dose of cute, there are baby pics<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2008\/08\/meet_steelykid.php\">Meet SteelyKid<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2008\/08\/babies_are_bosons.php\">Babies Are Bosons<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2008\/08\/futurebaby_betting_pool_winner.php\">FutureBaby Betting Pool Winner<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(I was visiting family this past week, and all of my small cousins were pretty much terrified of me.  I was crushed.  No turning kids upside-down or tickling, or if things are going well, both at once.  And certainly no splunks \u2014 our term for blowing a raspberry on the belly.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>News from Uncertain Principles. Futurebaby is now in the past tense, and is now Steelykid. Belated congratulations to Chad and Kate, the proud parents. I&#8217;m expecting big things for my Silver Warriors (I&#8217;m class of 1980), from whatever sports teams &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/647\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cartoon","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=647"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}