{"id":6859,"date":"2010-10-24T09:19:58","date_gmt":"2010-10-24T14:19:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=6859"},"modified":"2010-10-24T09:19:58","modified_gmt":"2010-10-24T14:19:58","slug":"the-most-serious-crisis-of-our-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/6859","title":{"rendered":"The Most Serious Crisis of Our Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/capn\/2010\/10\/23\/breaking-news\/\">Cap&#8217;n Refsmmat&#8217;s Blog of Doom:  Breaking News<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The National Hyperbole Reserve, first established during the Cold War to ensure that the President\u2019s speechwriters could perform their duties under any circumstances, is now nearly depleted; the National Academy of Sciences estimates only several years\u2019 worth of hyperbole are left, and most of the supply is in the hands of Fox News.<\/p>\n<p>Hyperbole supplies are essential for many organizations, such as news media, political think-tanks, and Congressional debates. Many political experts suggest that governments around the world may collapse without a new source of hyperbole being found.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cap&#8217;n Refsmmat&#8217;s Blog of Doom: Breaking News The National Hyperbole Reserve, first established during the Cold War to ensure that the President\u2019s speechwriters could perform their duties under any circumstances, is now nearly depleted; the National Academy of Sciences estimates &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/6859\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-language","category-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6859"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6859\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}