{"id":7536,"date":"2011-01-03T03:00:44","date_gmt":"2011-01-03T08:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=7536"},"modified":"2011-01-03T03:00:44","modified_gmt":"2011-01-03T08:00:44","slug":"death-to-contract-goblins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/7536","title":{"rendered":"Death to Contract Goblins"},"content":{"rendered":"

Funny story about contract goblins<\/a>, the denizens of the land of the wireless, who are not human, have no souls and bind you to contracts.<\/p>\n

The store a few blocks away, which I walked to in the kind of weather that warps reality, couldn\u2019t help me either. See, I purchased my phone from an at&t licensed<\/em> store, not a core<\/em> store. At this point, I had been trying to get this iPhone for just over three hours, and my anger was such that I could almost<\/em> move objects with my mind. I returned to the kind, helpful sales rep at my local store and told him I\u2019d be willing to swallow the price tag of an iPhone. He said he was out of stock.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I don’t have the desire to spend upwards of $1k a year on phone service; I have a brick of a phone and buy minutes so that I can use it the three times a year it’s helpful to me. Otherwise my phone is turned off. My own peeve is with the phone and cable companies who send out massive amounts of paper spam mail, with the offers to bundle your services. They put helpful phrases on the envelope, such as “Important account information inside!” to get you to open it, but of course the “important” thing is getting you to add more services to your account, which is more importance to them than to me. The trouble with this is that it gets you desensitized to the mail, and when the bill shows up, mysteriously not<\/em> announcing that there is truly important information in it \u2014 your frakking bill \u2014 you might just ignore it. Which I just realized I did, again, while paying another bill online. Oh, Joy, here comes a late fee, which I have no doubt is by design, and helps pay for all that spam. Positive return on investment.<\/p>\n

Dirty buncha angel rapers. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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