{"id":827,"date":"2008-09-22T17:02:05","date_gmt":"2008-09-22T22:02:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=827"},"modified":"2008-09-22T17:02:05","modified_gmt":"2008-09-22T22:02:05","slug":"who-you-gonna-call","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/827","title":{"rendered":"Who You Gonna Call?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news\/epa_shuts_down_local_ghost\">EPA Shuts Down Local Ghost-Entrapment Business<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Citing unsafe practices and potential toxic contamination, the Environmental Protection Agency shut down a small ghost- entrapment operation in downtown Manhattan today, and had four of the business&#8217; spectral-containment specialists arrested in the process.<\/p>\n<p>According to EPA agent Walter Peck, employees of the company\u2014located in an old fire station in the Tribeca neighborhood of New York\u2014had repeatedly refused to grant him access to their storage facility, which posed a health hazard to the surrounding community.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>EPA Shuts Down Local Ghost-Entrapment Business Citing unsafe practices and potential toxic contamination, the Environmental Protection Agency shut down a small ghost- entrapment operation in downtown Manhattan today, and had four of the business&#8217; spectral-containment specialists arrested in the process. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/827\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31,44],"tags":[487],"class_list":["post-827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","category-satire","tag-the-onion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=827"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}