{"id":8337,"date":"2011-04-12T03:00:31","date_gmt":"2011-04-12T08:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=8337"},"modified":"2011-04-12T03:00:31","modified_gmt":"2011-04-12T08:00:31","slug":"run-for-it-marty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/8337","title":{"rendered":"Run For it, Marty!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Oh, my God, they found me, I don&#8217;t know how, but they found me<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I must have zigged when I should have zagged, for I was tagged to do another iteration of the business-y survey that led to my <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/1113\">rant-o-rama<\/a> some time ago.  The unholy marriage of business and military jargon.  Damn Libyans.  Why couldn&#8217;t they have been happy with the shoddy bomb casing full of old used pinball machine parts I gave them?<\/p>\n<p>So don&#8217;t ask me how we monitor and continuously improve the agility of our key processes for supporting our value creation processes, for I am liable to snap.<\/p>\n<p>The irony is that we&#8217;ve been getting more &#8220;one size fits all&#8221; protocols handed down to us that make us less &#8220;agile.&#8221;  The assessment was a bad fit to begin with (it seems geared toward an assembly line type of business), and my grades went down because of inflexibility that was thrust upon us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, my God, they found me, I don&#8217;t know how, but they found me I must have zigged when I should have zagged, for I was tagged to do another iteration of the business-y survey that led to my rant-o-rama &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/8337\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,57],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-business","category-tmi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}