{"id":8652,"date":"2011-05-10T05:12:22","date_gmt":"2011-05-10T10:12:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=8652"},"modified":"2011-05-10T05:12:22","modified_gmt":"2011-05-10T10:12:22","slug":"create-the-demand-then-fill-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/8652","title":{"rendered":"Create the Demand, Then Fill It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.borowitzreport.com\/2011\/05\/08\/bin-laden-invested-millions-in-company-that-makes-3oz-bottles-of-liquids-and-gels\/\">Bin Laden Invested Millions in Company That Makes 3-oz. Bottles of Liquids and Gels<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cWe haven\u2019t found anything in the computers that indicate Osama bin Laden wanted to rule the world,\u201d Mr. Panetta said.  \u201cHowever, it is clear that he wanted to corner the market in 3-ounce bottles.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bin Laden Invested Millions in Company That Makes 3-oz. Bottles of Liquids and Gels \u201cWe haven\u2019t found anything in the computers that indicate Osama bin Laden wanted to rule the world,\u201d Mr. Panetta said. \u201cHowever, it is clear that he &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/8652\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-satire","category-world-events"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8652"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8652\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}