{"id":9406,"date":"2011-08-02T03:00:44","date_gmt":"2011-08-02T08:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/?p=9406"},"modified":"2011-08-02T03:00:44","modified_gmt":"2011-08-02T08:00:44","slug":"and-the-winner-is-the-turboencapulator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/9406","title":{"rendered":"And the Winner is\u2026 The Turboencabulator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object class=\"embed\" width=\"425\" height=\"264\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" \ndata=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Sn4WF7z8__4?fs=1\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Sn4WF7z8__4?fs=1\" \/><em>You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video<\/em><\/object><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Several years ago, Rockwell International decided to get into the heavy duty transmission business. We were getting ready to tape our first introduction video, as a warm up, the professional narrator began what has become a legend within the trucking industry. This man should have won an academy for his stellar performance. Now remember this is strictly off the cuff, nothing is written down, this became the biggest talk in the industry, vs our new product which we were introducing. I think you will enjoy this once in a lifetime performance from this gentleman.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That there&#8217;s some awesome word salad, with a creamy low-calorie cryptojargon sauce.  The <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Turboencabulator\">Wikipedia writeup<\/a> has a reasonable approximation of the transcript.<\/p>\n<p>Update:  more fun at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.turboencabulator.info\/\">turboencabulator.info<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video Several years ago, Rockwell International decided to get into the heavy duty transmission business. We were getting ready to tape our first introduction video, as a warm up, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/archives\/9406\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,26,44,46,63],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-language","category-satire","category-science-general","category-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.scienceforums.net\/swansont\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}