Radical Theory Explains the Origin, Evolution, and Nature of Life, Challenges Conventional Wisdom
(update: link no worky now. Here is the Google cached page)
In addition to resolving long-standing paradoxes and puzzles in chemistry and biology, Dr. Andrulis’ theory unifies quantum and celestial mechanics. His unorthodox solution to this quintessential problem in physics differs from mainstream approaches, like string theory, as it is simple, non-mathematical, and experimentally and experientially verifiable. As such, the new portrait of quantum gravity is radical.
All I can think is someone has compromising pictures of the PAO or Dean, etc. That’s the only way this gets released on university letterhead.
I found the article online, in case you don’t want to download the pdf.
Thus, as modeled by the ohiogyre, quantized macrophoton influx induces macroelectrogyre oscillation between excited and ground states, explaining both the periodicity of planetary orbit and why a planet does not gravitationally collapse into a star. Finally, as with atomic orbitals, in planetary orbits, the attractorepulsive effects diminish the further away from the macrophoton singularity. The macroelectrogyre predicts that increased size and slower orbit of distal planets relative to proximalones (as in the Solar System) corresponds to the composition, length, and stability of macroelectronexuses.
That’s some tasty word salad.
wow! a serious peer reviewed paper from a university academic that has a very unhealthy Baez crackpot coefficient.
I really liked this line
“I conclude that my theoretical work elicits a Bachelardian rupture of intradisciplinary noöspheres and interdisciplinary boundaries.”
A well-crafted fraud is more than platitudinous amorality. It must ooze abstruse mathematics whose only solutions are numerical approximations… 1) with a chaotic sensitivity to starting seeds, 2) with an infinite number of solutions, 3) in turn approximated by perturbation theory, 4) untestable…. Infinities are canceled by renormalization, parameterization tunes crapola into Shinola, and duals render the inedible tasty for doing automobile body work and sewage treatment.
Oh, wait – that is string theory. Never mind.
My only criticism is that the proper plural form of “macroelectoronexus is “macroelectronexi.”
The first link is not currently working. Perhaps Case Western discovered its sense of shame?
Should Jonathan Swift be ashamed? [Would Case Western tenure Swift?]
Too bad 42 doesn’t appear anywhere in the paper (other than page numbers and the same). You know, the answer to the ultimate question about life… bla bla bla.
Tried reading first few pages but my neurons overheated and cut the power supply.