Scarcely able to believe his eyes, Ralph Mellish looked down. But one glance confirmed his suspicions. Behind a bush, on the side of the road, there was *no* severed arm. No dismembered trunk of a man in his late fifties. No head in a bag. Nothing. Not a sausage.
And now for something completely different: a water balloon not exploding in high-speed
It’s scary that this post is already the second Google result for “Ralph Mellish.”