There must be 50 ways to leave your lover — Paul Simon

There must be 50 ways to leave the Louvre — design guidelines for the Louvre

38 Ways To Win An Argument—Arthur Schopenhauer

Really a list of dishonest ways to appear to win an argument, because they virtually all involve using logical fallacies to distort the opponent’s position or distract from what’s really going on. See how often they are used in politics, though.

h/t to ecoli