Making a Crunchy Frog. But if we took the bones out…

Or, how to avoid prosecution for not saying, “crunchy raw unboned real dead frog.”

Since gummy frogs normally come boneless, you’ll have to add them back in manually. It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it. Conventional confections employ nuts, puffed rice, wafers, or corn flakes for crunch, but these are no ordinary confections: we use Pop Rocks.