McSparseness

Where The Buffalo Roamed

As I hurtled down the highway, a pair of golden arches crept over the horizon, and the proverbial lightbulb smacked me in the forehead. To gauge the creep of cookie-cutter commercialism, there’s no better barometer than McDonald’s – ubiquitous fast food chain and inaugural megacorporate colonizer of small towns nationwide.

If you want to be more than 100 miles from a Mickey-D’s, you have to be in South Dakota