I’ve been putting up with the new Dilbert website abomination for however long, a couple of months at least, and the fact that Scott Adams is a fellow Hartwick alum doesn’t mean I’m going to cut him any slack — the website breaks the first commandment of web design.
1. Thou shalt not abuse Flash.
Adobe’s (ADBE) popular Web animation technology powers everything from the much-vaunted Nike (NKE) Plus Web site for running diehards to many humdrum banner advertisements. But the technology can easily be abused—excessive, extemporaneous animations confuse usability and bog down users’ Web browsers.
What’s more, he’s admitted it. But it turns out that there’s a “fast Dilbert” web site.
This alternate site is a minor secret, mentioned only here and in the text footnote to the regular site as “Linux/Unix.”
So rejoice, go there instead (if you read Dilbert online) and pray that they look at web traffic statistics.
http://www.dilbert.com/fast is the most important post in the entire blogosphere this year. It will only be superceded in the Fall when US grain harvest comes up 20 billion bushels short and the remainder must all go – by maize pimp Archer-Daniels-Midland special legislation already in force! – to fuel ethanol. If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?