Apparently I'm Doing it All Wrong

The top ten home cooking mistakes.

Not so much mistakes as tips and hints. The author assumes you’re actually cooking, though.

MSG has a nasty reputation and can trigger a fatal reaction in a person allergic to it (a close friend of our maid of honor’s sister died of anaphylaxis after eating MSG), so it’s not for everyone

I’d say that would put a damper on the relationship.