There Are Oedipal Snakes on this Oedipal Plane!

The Deadliest Snakes on Land, Sea and Air

Until recently, the only time we’d heard of airborne snakes was in the Samuel L Jackson cult classic, Snakes on a Plane, but snakes don’t need human help to fly. They can do it all by themselves. Actually, Flying Tree Snakes are technically able to glide rather than fly, but even so these South and Southeast Asian jungle denizens can make some serious headway as they sail through the air – traveling distances as far as 328 feet before landing. After first slithering up towards the top of the canopy, the snake hurls itself into the ether, twisting and propelling itself away from its launch pad before landing on another tree or the forest floor.

(How do they get 328 feet? It’s 100 meters. That’s some MoFo false precision from the MoFo unit conversion!)