1) Our software is not released, it escapes.
2) If it was hard to write it should be hard to understand.
3) Documentation has a large carbon footprint.
4) We use Windows Server. Security is not an issue.
5) Everybody here is issued their name as password – no inadvertant disclosures are possible.
6) Security breaches are not in our business model.
7) Employees are forbidden from bringing in or taking out a floppy disk.
8) All hacking attempts must go through Human Resources.
1) Our software is not released, it escapes.
2) If it was hard to write it should be hard to understand.
3) Documentation has a large carbon footprint.
4) We use Windows Server. Security is not an issue.
5) Everybody here is issued their name as password – no inadvertant disclosures are possible.
6) Security breaches are not in our business model.
7) Employees are forbidden from bringing in or taking out a floppy disk.
8) All hacking attempts must go through Human Resources.