Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest 2011 Results

Words hoping to live up to the legacy of It was a dark and stormy night

Winner: Romance

As the dark and mysterious stranger approached, Angela bit her lip anxiously, hoping with every nerve, cell, and fiber of her being that this would be the one man who would understand—who would take her away from all this—and who would not just squeeze her boob and make a loud honking noise, as all the others had.