Big Ed: School’s Out Forever

People who were doted on in childhood, driven a mile to Cross-Country practice, aren’t going to accept spending four years someplace where they aren’t comfortable and emotionally supported. We began to see a Vice-President of Student Success, a Residential Communications Coordinator, a Coordinator of Learning Immersion Experiences, a Director of Intramural Athletics. And a sushi chef. The next thing you know, it takes two hundred thousand dollars to have a proper college experience. But hey, cheer up. At least you know they’ll graduate with an A average.