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Cheese or Font?

Monty Python was less help than I had hoped.
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Though it’s now obvious you could re-do the sketch as The Font Shop.

Well let’s keep it simple, how about Helvetica?

Well, I’m afraid we don’t get much call for it around these parts.

Not much call? It’s the single most popular font in the world!

Not ’round these parts, sir.