Missed opportunities for other people.

A few weeks ago, there was a version of “musical towels” going on at the gym. Several people keep their towels on hangers outside their lockers, and apparently somebody forgot to bring their towel in — so they borrowed one (which is pretty gross — this is the guys’ locker room. How often do these get washed?). Then that person finished their workout and discovered that their towel was wet, so they borrowed a towel. And so on …

I thought it would be a great prank to just grab them all and soak them in the shower. But nobody took my suggestion.

And yesterday, some furniture came in for a new employee, but was delivered after he had gone home. Colleagues moved it from the loading dock to his office, but then neglected to stack the boxes to prevent access to his desk. What were they thinking?