Maybe We'll Do In a Squirrel or Two …

… hundred.

Spokane parks to detonate squirrels

The parks department says the Rodenator is a humane way to kill the squirrels. But it warns area residents that the explosions sound like gun shots, and to not to alarmed by them all week.

Update

The Rodenator Pro pumps propane and oxygen into the tunnels of squirrels, then sends an electric spark that causes an explosion. The shock waves kill the squirrels and collapse their tunnels – but in a humane way, the agency said.

The agency spokesman sounds a lot like Carl Spangler.

2 thoughts on “Maybe We'll Do In a Squirrel or Two …

  1. Rodenator
    Madness, you just look at it!!! SPOKANE, Wash.
    The agency is using a special machine called the Rodenator Pro
    “That borders on cruelty.”
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  2. A Tom Lehrer reference and a Caddy Shack reference in the same post. Who says physicists don’t’ have culture?

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