Celebrate! Celebrate!

Dance Boff to the muuuusic.

It’s May 8th, which is National Outdoor Fornication Day.

Don’t listen to any of the schism-mongers who tell you it’s May 1st. I know there are those lyrics that might suggest otherwise


The first of May,
The first of May,
Outdoor fucking starts today

But who schedules their All-Star game on opening day? And while I normally frown on numerology, how can you go wrong with holding the celebration on the 69th of March?

Others agree with me.

Be safe. Enjoy.